Life was the bubbles on Dapper Day!
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU